What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 07:03
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
We’re About To Talk To Dolphins… But Are We Ready To Hear The Truth? - The Daily Galaxy
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why can't we send flat Earthers to space and show them the shape of Earth?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How can someone feel more FTM when AMAB?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What’s the worst thing you caught anyone in your family doing?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
Still no good
Still no good.
What is the most offensive thing someone has ever asked you?
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Oh Yeah, Ginny & Georgia Is About Murder - Vulture
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Have you ever forcibly sucked someone’s dick?
No go.
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Measles cases see biggest rise in over a month - The Hill
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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